seven reasons why i think you're a retard

i told you i would do this.

1. we're not as cool as we used to be - not even close; and we used to be really dang cool.

2. we're not as close as we used to be - not even close; and we used to be really dang close.

3. we're not as..just kidding. starting over. 3. you promised me you wouldn't stop being my friend FOR THE EXACT REASON YOU DID STOP BEING MY FRIEND. just with someone else.

4. i miss talking to you on the phone; you're a retarded cause you never wake me up at 1am to talk to me while you clean anymore. 

5. you really hurt me when we stopped being friends.

6. after that one dinner, you pretty much ignored me.

7. march 25, 2007, 1:58am. *

*you're not retarded for this - actually, you're pretty cool cause of this, but i ran out of reasons.